A Celebrity Deathmatch review. Mrs B vs War and Peace.
Me: They’ve announced the draw for the fight tonight.You’ve got Leo.
Mrs B: Tolstoy? That – that – that –
Me: Vegetarian?
Mrs B: Exactly. That vapid wimpy, let’s not be killing animals, I eat to live Russian borscht swiller. Well, pluck me dead and –
And, yes, saute some shallots gently in butter, add some white wine and –
Mrs B hastily collects herself. Ha. You know he hates the sight of blood. He won’t even turn up at the ring. Who do I get next?