I can't even review the movie of this, having fallen soundly asleep during it twice
and that was the Johnny Depp version.
But does it have enough sex in it? Maybe that's the problem....Maybe it needs one of these:
Can't you just picture Depp eagerly watching this? Wouldn't it be kind of sexy watching that thing melt? I honestly think waiting for the moment would keep me awake.
(It is from the Zurich chocolate fair. The Swiss are nothing if not politically incorrect. But at least she looks like she has real tits.)